Performances

 

After forty years of living together do we know everything about our partner? It is not even about some hidden secrets, but about a never-ending desires, aspirations or preferences. For the first time Grażyna and Marian stay in a luxury hotel to celebrate the 40th anniversary of their marriage totally different, as they did before. However, they do not know the practical meaning of the word “luxury”, which causes even problem of getting into the room or aversion to the exotic – as per their taste – menu in the local restaurant. It would seem this is a standard situation of a marriage from countryside. The weekend would have been a more miserable, when a man came out under the bed (a newly elected minister who is in a very awkward situation), and the receptionist who supposes an intercourse among of these three people to spice up their boring married life. The Prime Minister has the minister up, but the minister can not reveal himself for fear of scandal (in the opinion of the public, because he is known as a morally incorruptible man). From that point the couple begins to rebuild their lives (in erotic way as well). Danny, the concierge – Daniel, but his colleagues call him so – would most likely turn this not-exist-triangle into an-exist-quadrangle. Who and how will come out of this situation, when for each side the situation starts to be uncomfortable?

Polish language performance

Cast:
Grażyna – Halina Chrobak
Marian – Józef Mika
Portier – Maciej Zuchowicz
Somebody – Paweł Ferens
Correspodent – Maciej Orłoś (appearence on screen)
Prime minister – Sylwester Biraga (appearence on screen)

Make-up by Natalia Kida
Written by Krzysztof Kędziora
Directed and scenic design by Sylwester Biraga

Running time: 120 min | 1 intermission | Ticket price online: 50 zł | Ticket price at counter: 55 zł

The show is co-financed by Urząd m. St. Warszawy

After forty years of living together do we know everything about our partner? It is not even about some hidden secrets, but about a never-ending desires, aspirations or preferences. For the first time Grażyna and Marian stay in a luxury hotel to celebrate the 40th anniversary of their marriage totally different, as they did before. However, they do not know the practical meaning of the word “luxury”, which causes even problem of getting into the room or aversion to the exotic – as per their taste – menu in the local restaurant. It would seem this is a standard situation of a marriage from countryside. The weekend would have been a more miserable, when a man came out under the bed (a newly elected minister who is in a very awkward situation), and the receptionist who supposes an intercourse among of these three people to spice up their boring married life. The Prime Minister has the minister up, but the minister can not reveal himself for fear of scandal (in the opinion of the public, because he is known as a morally incorruptible man). From that point the couple begins to rebuild their lives (in erotic way as well). Danny, the concierge – Daniel, but his colleagues call him so – would most likely turn this not-exist-triangle into an-exist-quadrangle. Who and how will come out of this situation, when for each side the situation starts to be uncomfortable?

Polish language performance

Cast:
Grażyna – Halina Chrobak
Marian – Józef Mika
Portier – Maciej Zuchowicz
Somebody – Paweł Ferens
Correspodent – Maciej Orłoś (appearence on screen)
Prime minister – Sylwester Biraga (appearence on screen)

Make-up by Natalia Kida
Written by Krzysztof Kędziora
Directed and scenic design by Sylwester Biraga

Running time: 120 min | 1 intermission | Ticket price online: 50 zł | Ticket price at counter: 55 zł

The show is co-financed by Urząd m. St. Warszawy

 

By 1962, two of the silver screen’s great leading ladies, Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, were has-beens. The women – both famed for playing strong independent characters, both with difficult personal lives and both a long way past 40 – had been replaced by a new breed of perky blonde stars. Then they got an unexpected opportunity: playing opposite each other in what was to become a cult classic, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

It says a great deal about how little the opportunities for female actors have changed in 50 years. On their roles in this backlot two-hander like starving women who have not glimpsed meat for years. Because they have so much fun with the roles, we have fun, too: it is little more than a rehash of old Hollywood gossip, buying unquestioningly into the idea that strong, successful women are all bitches at heart.

Polish language performance.

Cast:
Halina Chrobak – Joan Crawford
Marzena Trybała – Bette Davis

Written by Anton Burge
Directed and scenic designed by Sylwester Biraga
Translated to polish language by Michał Ignar
Costume designed by Marcin Żak
Make-up by Natalia Kida

Running time: 120 min | 1 intermission | Ticket price online: 55 zł | Ticket price at counter: 60 zł

The show is co-financed by Urząd m. St. Warszawy

By 1962, two of the silver screen’s great leading ladies, Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, were has-beens. The women – both famed for playing strong independent characters, both with difficult personal lives and both a long way past 40 – had been replaced by a new breed of perky blonde stars. Then they got an unexpected opportunity: playing opposite each other in what was to become a cult classic, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

It says a great deal about how little the opportunities for female actors have changed in 50 years. On their roles in this backlot two-hander like starving women who have not glimpsed meat for years. Because they have so much fun with the roles, we have fun, too: it is little more than a rehash of old Hollywood gossip, buying unquestioningly into the idea that strong, successful women are all bitches at heart.

Polish language performance.

Cast:
Halina Chrobak – Joan Crawford
Marzena Trybała – Bette Davis

Written by Anton Burge
Directed and scenic designed by Sylwester Biraga
Translated to polish language by Michał Ignar
Costume designed by Marcin Żak
Make-up by Natalia Kida

Running time: 120 min | 1 intermission | Ticket price online: 55 zł | Ticket price at counter: 60 zł

The show is co-financed by Urząd m. St. Warszawy

Next part of the legendary Madd-Ness 1!
(Dealing with Bollywood, Ola made big money… in rupees, which was enought for buying waffles in Poland for a month. This did not really help her.)
Ola Love is back! Even more lonely, even more lost fighting for love.
Ola’s last guy, Mr. Saint-Right, was a priest. How is it possible that they met? He escaped from the Black Protest, got tangled in his cassock and hooked on her hanger.
This is how the last beautiful, though short story of Ola Love begins in the old heterosexual world.
Ola Love is tired of men, decides to become a lesbian.
She finds her he-Sleeping Beauty, and with her hope for happiness and joy of life. No penis, no cry!

Polish language performance

Performed by Aleksandra Kowalczyk
Script and directed by Darek Szymor

 
Running time: 70 min | Ticket price online: 35zł | Ticket price at cashier: 40 zł

The show is co-financed by Urząd m. St. Warszawy

Monodrama inspired by the life of the Italian actress Giulietta Masina, played in two Academy Award winning movies and – privately – Federico Fellini’s wife. The show begins with the first meeting of Giulietta and Federico, ending with the death of both … and Giulietta’s “resurrection”. We are walking through their life together and further plans for films such as “La Strada”, “Cabra’s Nights” and “Ginger and Fred”.

Polish langauge performance.
 

Performed by Małgorzata Bogdańska as Giulietta Masina

 

Written and directed by Marek Koterski

 
Running time: 60 mins | Ticket price online: 35 zł | Ticket price at counter: 40 zł
 

 
The show is co-financed by Urząd m. St. Warszawy

After forty years of living together do we know everything about our partner? It is not even about some hidden secrets, but about a never-ending desires, aspirations or preferences. For the first time Grażyna and Marian stay in a luxury hotel to celebrate the 40th anniversary of their marriage totally different, as they did before. However, they do not know the practical meaning of the word “luxury”, which causes even problem of getting into the room or aversion to the exotic – as per their taste – menu in the local restaurant. It would seem this is a standard situation of a marriage from countryside. The weekend would have been a more miserable, when a man came out under the bed (a newly elected minister who is in a very awkward situation), and the receptionist who supposes an intercourse among of these three people to spice up their boring married life. The Prime Minister has the minister up, but the minister can not reveal himself for fear of scandal (in the opinion of the public, because he is known as a morally incorruptible man). From that point the couple begins to rebuild their lives (in erotic way as well). Danny, the concierge – Daniel, but his colleagues call him so – would most likely turn this not-exist-triangle into an-exist-quadrangle. Who and how will come out of this situation, when for each side the situation starts to be uncomfortable?

Polish language performance

Cast:
Grażyna – Halina Chrobak
Marian – Józef Mika
Portier – Maciej Zuchowicz / Sławomir Doliniec / Piotr Zwolski
Somebody – Paweł Ferens
Correspodent – Maciej Orłoś (appearence on screen)
Prime minister – Sylwester Biraga (appearence on screen)

Make-up by Natalia Kida
Written by Krzysztof Kędziora
Directed and scenic design by Sylwester Biraga

Running time: 120 min | 1 intermission | Ticket price online: 50 zł | Ticket price at counter: 55 zł

The show is co-financed by Urząd m. St. Warszawy

Take one great play, then add a famous director, and finally mix-in some amateur actors – now watch the fun as it all goes horribly wrong!

Professional (and famous!) English director James Jarvis is in town to direct his masterpiece play! Unfortunately, things get off to a disastrous start when he’s told he will be working with amateur actors. And there’s even more bad news for him – they don’t have enough actors, so his girlfriend will have to be in it!

How To Ruin A Great Play! guarantees huge laughs and is the perfect show for those who love a traditional British comedy of mishaps and mayhem.

Age Recommendation: 11+
Ideal for people learning English!

Reżyseria: Don Allen

EnglishTouringTheatreCompany

Running time: 90 min | Ticket price online: 50 zł | Ticket price at counter: 55 zł

The show is co-financed by Urząd m. St. Warszawy